“GASTROPHYSICIST” – Wednesday’s Wordapod
By Matthew J. Goldberg on Feb 01, 2012 with Comments 0
Wednesday’s WordapodCreated by Matthew J. Goldberg, author of Wordapodia, Volume One: An Encyclopedia of Real Fake Words
Gastrophysics is a new and relatively obscure field, but once worth studying…lots of food for thought here.
GASTROPHYSICIST
Gastrophysicist (n) – a scientist who explores the effects of interplanetary travel on the human digestive system
Observation:
Gastrophysics is a new field, and as such, only taught at 19 colleges and universities in the U.S.—only four of which field competitive Division 1-A football teams.
Mastering The Word
Which of the following would be something a gastrophysicist might be concerned with?
- how quickly a tuna hoagie is devoured by a former astronaut
- how many onions a Martian can eat at a single sitting
- the price of matzo ball soup on Neptune
- how much a gallon of gas costs
- all of the above
- Check, please!
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